He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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