Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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