Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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