Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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