I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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