Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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