Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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