thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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