she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
This is my gift to your gina
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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