The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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