then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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