Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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