ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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