I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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