I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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