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Buhtt sex?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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