At least make sure they are 18
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dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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