I'm drive I can fine osifer
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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