Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Will exercising make me less horny?
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