Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize