Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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