I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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