Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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