YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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How does one acquire holy water?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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