why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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