Your dad touched me again.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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