things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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