Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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