She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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