if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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