Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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