i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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