I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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