I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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