You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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