I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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