Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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