I got her a Nickelback box set.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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