Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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