If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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