It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I am mentally ready for anal.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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