thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
try to milk me bitch
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