I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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