...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i wish my penis had a tongue
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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