so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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