and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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