Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We need a shit load of segways right now
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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