sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
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In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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