Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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