pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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